Beauty's Holy Grail? Oh, don't be nutty

2012-02-07 @ admin

SINCE model Miranda Kerr has claimed that coconut oil is her beauty secret, sales of the stuff have been soaring.

How gullible are we? Calm down, lady-people.

No matter how much of the stuff we choke down, we’re never going to look like Miranda, who takes the oil in her tea and salads, apparently.

Remember the time that aristocratic model Honor Fraser said she owed her flawless complexion to regular applications of olive oil? She meant on her face; not through the medium of chips. I got that wrong. Again.

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